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Nǐ hǎo Boku wa Fon desu I'm the storm arcobaleno and a master at the martial arts, I'm one of the Il Prescelti Sette who have to protec the pacifiers.
MAGIC ANONS: NONE
((Independent rp blog for Fon. Arcobaleno and adult form.))

May 30

The Real World: Oblivion (3)

8:00am

Clavicus: We’re out of food.

*Camera pans out on everyone staring expectantly at Sheogorath*

Sheogorath: … Why are you all looking at me?

Nocturnal: This entire thing is your fault, so it’s your responsibility to fix it.

Azura: Sheogorath has no responsibility.

Sheogorath: This looks like a job for…

Peryite: Wait I don’t like that look in his eye.

Sheogorath: GROCERY SHOPPING!

Peryite: DAMMIT.

8:30am

Meridia: Should we have made a list or something before we came here?

Molag: Lists are for the weak.

Mehrunes: Your face is weak.

*Dead silence*

Mehrunes: I’ve… been watching TV.

The Real World: Oblivion (2)

by ~Daedric—Cookies

8:00am

*Camera zooms in on Clavicus Vile marching angrily into the kitchen*

Sheogorath: Hi friend!

Clavicus: I got a letter today.

Sheogorath: Yes, that is true.

Clavicus: From Barbas.

*Camera zooms in on Sheogorath’s poker face*

Azura: How did Barbas write a letter?

Clavicus: You understand what that means.

Sheogorath: Oh dear.

Clavicus: YOU LIED ABOUT KILLING MY DOG.

Sheogorath: *Runs away*

Azura: Seriously. He doesn’t have fingers.

9:00am

*Camera zooms out on line of angry mortal women, all of which are either pregnant or carrying half-Daedra children*

Sanguine: *Locks door*

10:00am

*Camera zooms in on Mehrunes

The Real World: Oblivion (1)

by ~Daedric—Cookies

8:00am

*Camera zooms in on house*

Narrator: Welcome, one and all, to the first riveting episode of The Real World: Oblivion!

Malacath: Sheogorath, who are you talking to?

Azura: How did we all get in this house?

Mehrunes: AND WHY AM I SO TINY?

Sanguine: Ha! Mehrunes has to be mortal-sized!

Hermaeus: No, really, what is happening here?

All: *Stare intently at Sheogorath*

Sheogorath: … I wanted a reality show.

Nocturnal: Oh for the love of-

9:00am

Clavicus: I can’t find Barbas!

Sheogorath: Oh right. Well, see… assistants like Barbas and Haskill are kind of… loose-end-ish.

Clavicus: What in the name of all thi

May 16

ON HIATUS MAYBE WON’T COME BACK

My muse is just dead…maybe it won’t come back so Good bye everyone, I just came back and now I’m leaving again…see you hopefully..

May 15

Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the whole day to come online

(via kirito-kazuto-kun)

castielcito:

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

OH, BUUUUUURN!

(via wrenchpops)

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Nǐ hǎo Boku wa Fon desu I'm the storm arcobaleno and a master at the martial arts, I'm one of the Il Prescelti Sette who have to protec the pacifiers. MAGIC ANONS: NONE ((Independent rp blog for Fon. Arcobaleno and adult form.))